FORTUNE COOKIE FORTUNES
These are real fortunes that came out of real fortune cookies, presented for your enjoyment as a file you can compile for fortune(6). For those who too lazy to C&P, the text/plain is available for download here.
Last updated: 1 April 2018
% Fearless courage is the foundation of victory. % Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance. % Touch base with an old friend who has important information. % To affect the quality of the day is no small achievement. % You are independent politically. % The finest eloquence is that which gets things done. % You have a friendly heart and are well admired. % You have inexhaustable wisdom and power. % Pray for what you want, but work for the things you need. % Struggle as hard as you can for whatever you believe in. % Relax and enjoy yourself. % A dream you have will come true. % You will have a fine capacity for the enjoyment of life. % You are always welcome at every gathering. % When winter comes heaven will rain success on you. % In the end all things will be known. % Many new friends will be attracted to your friendly and charming ways. % The respect and help of influential people will soon be yours. % Take that first step today. % Be direct, usually one can accomplish more that way. % To affect the quality of the day is no small achievement. % You are a person of culture. % Your winsome smile will be your sure protection. % When both feet are planted firmly, nothing can shake you. % Humor usually works at the moment of awkwardness. % Practice random acts of kindness and senseless acts of beauty. % You will have an exciting business adventure. % It's up to you to make the next move. % You think that is a secret, but it never has been one. % Every man is a volume if you know how to read him. % You will have good luck and overcome many hardships. % The night life is for you. % Don't get so caught up in the daily grind that you never find any time to enjoy yourself. % Be on the alert for new opportunity. % You will do well to expand your business. % You will be gratified with your coming advancement.