FORTUNE COOKIE FORTUNES

These are real fortunes that came out of real fortune cookies, presented for your enjoyment as a file you can compile for fortune(6). For those who too lazy to C&P, the text/plain is available for download here.

Last updated: 1 April 2018

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Fearless courage is the foundation of victory.
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Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance.
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Touch base with an old friend who has important information.
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To affect the quality of the day is no small achievement.
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You are independent politically.
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The finest eloquence is that which gets things done.
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You have a friendly heart and are well admired.
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You have inexhaustable wisdom and power.
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Pray for what you want, but work for the things you need.
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Struggle as hard as you can for whatever you believe in.
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Relax and enjoy yourself.
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A dream you have will come true.
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You will have a fine capacity for the enjoyment of life.
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You are always welcome at every gathering.
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When winter comes heaven will rain success on you.
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In the end all things will be known.
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Many new friends will be attracted to your friendly and charming ways.
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The respect and help of influential people will soon be yours.
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Take that first step today.
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Be direct, usually one can accomplish more that way.
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To affect the quality of the day is no small achievement.
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You are a person of culture.
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Your winsome smile will be your sure protection.
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When both feet are planted firmly, nothing can shake you.
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Humor usually works at the moment of awkwardness.
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Practice random acts of kindness and senseless acts of beauty.
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You will have an exciting business adventure.
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It's up to you to make the next move.
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You think that is a secret, but it never has been one.
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Every man is a volume if you know how to read him.
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You will have good luck and overcome many hardships.
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The night life is for you.
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Don't get so caught up in the daily grind that you never find any time to enjoy yourself.
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Be on the alert for new opportunity.
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You will do well to expand your business.
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You will be gratified with your coming advancement.